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Above is a portrait by the Royal Artist accompanying the Großherzog on his trip to the front. The portrait depicts His Excellency and staff.
Colonel Guderian Honored
Undisclosed Location near the Northern Border – In an official ceremony today His Excellency Elmer bestowed the ‘Order of the Carrot’ upon Colonel H. Guderian, Commander of the 1st Fuddland Grenadiers. The Order of the Carrot is bestowed on those individuals who display exemplary courage under fire. Specific details of the events surrounding the award are currently being withheld for security reasons.